Keep Listening to Rush , Hannity, and Big Oil....

While the North Pole melts away. Check it out.

According to the scientists--we mean real scientists who do SCIENCE, not right-wing shills for Big Oil, for the first time in human history the North Pole might have no ice this summer. But I thought Fux News said that there's no such thing as global warming!

Our only hope is to spread the news that EVERYTHING Republicans touch turns to crap, and that they must be voted out of every office in the land. They are a party that lives on twisted fantasies of a right-wing utopia, and they are taking all of us down with them.

VOTE THEM OUT!

So here's why you should vote Republican

Another Republican Pervert

You know, when it comes to Obama, GOPers are so concerned about the people he associated with over the years. How about all the GOP big wheels in Missouri who associated themselves with Eric Feltner, Lieutenant Governor Peter Kinder's chief of staff? Is that not light years worse than a shoot from the lip preacher? Oh, how could I forget, anything a Republican does is alright, because they are patriotic and we're not, or some idiotic GOP mantra. Well, this doofus has obviously never watched any of those "bust-a-pervert" shows on cable.

You can read the entire disgusting document here. Feltner, a pudgy, middle-aged suit judging by his photo, seemed to think himself the perfect candidate to show what he thought was a 13-year-old girl the ways of love, although love had absolutely nothing to do with it.

Your modern, family-friendly GOP. Bathroom stalls, little girls, and who knows what else. But gay folks marrying, no, THAT would be bad.

Please remember to join me in despising Republicans today. We have even more reason, thanks to this Feltner creep.

Game on, people

Well, this seems to be the weekend when the top of the ticket gets sown up for Obama. As a great samurai warlaord once said, "After a battle, tighten your helmet cords." The Democratic Party has been through one great battle, and it has been good for us. This primary has enabled the Obama team to hone skills necessary like crisis control and media hit-back. We are reasonably certain that the Rove-style personal destruction and Swift Boat stuff will be responded to immediately this time around.

Candidates at every level should take a lesson: hit the GOPer running against you INSTANTLY with everything you've got at the first hint of Rovian slime. Call a press conference immediately and make the bastard pay for his lies. People do not vote for wimps. Always have a punch-back ready instantly for the lame "scary-liberal-will-raise-your-taxes-and-hand-your-
kids-to-the-terrorists-without-a-flag-pin" bullshit that Republicans inevitably trot out.

We like "corporate-whore-Republican-will-turn-all-of-rural-Missouri-into-a-
covered-hog-farm-and-pass-laws-allowing-the-
big-guys-to-fill-your-streams-with-pig shit" or "(GOPer's name)-voted-with-Blunt-every-day-of-the-week-and-took-a gazzillion-bucks-from-xyz-corporate-whore-lobbyists."

There are many others. Have fun creating your own. You just need to read the paper for the last few years to find material.

It's go time.