GOP'ers. What a bunch of petty losers.

At the RNC headquarters, they fine you $10 for using "Barak" or "Hillary" when referring to the Democratic candidates. Not that I care what sort of sweat-shop conditions the evil orcs at the RNC slave away under in pursuit of their corporatist purposes, but this just shows how small, mean, and utterly useless to democracy the Republican party truly is.

How the Dems will beat John McCain

It looks like, regardless of Limbaugh, Hannity, and the other riech-wing blowhards want, John McCain is going to be the Grand Oil Party's nomminee. Running against him will be Hill or Barak. I really don't care who wins, so long as it's not McCain.

Here's my advice for the Democratic nominee: Run McCain ragged. Set a pace that no 72-year old man can match. Make him spend more time in the air than on the stump. Think of anything that will force him to take long, exhausting road trips. McCain is a cranky old cuss at the best of times. A bleary, tired, ragged McCain is bound to give us some exploitable Macacca moments.

My preference for this strategy is Barak, because he's younger than Hillary. But I think Hillary still has the horsepower to get it done.

So there's some free campaign advice from RPA. We have the fresher legs. Let's use 'em.